I KID YOU NOT.

So, a few weeks ago I had the most random dream ever involving a moose and my car. Basically, my car was parked in a church parking lot. When I approached my car to get in, there was this gigantic moose pounding on the hood and windshield with its...antlers? Whatever they're called. Anyway, my car was completely owned by this thing. I was mad. And that was the end of my dream.

And why am I sharing this? Because, lo and behold, yesterday I was reading the Police Beat in the Daily Universe:

"June 4: A moose was loose on campus so police called the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources. Officials came and tranquilized the moose. However, before going down the moose damaged two vehicles in the parking lot across from the SAS Building."

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

So glad neither of those cars were mine, but STILL. Freaky.

And here's another Police Beat gem that I couldn't help but share:

"June 3: An EFY counselor thought he could smell marijuana in Gates Hall around 11 p.m. He found three EFY participants smoking marijuana in the stairwell. Police said the juveniles will be charged."

Hahahahahahahahaha.

That is all.