-I cannot believe I spent $9 and two hours of my life watching the new Twilight movie.
-Vampires and werewolves do not get along. Shocker?-When playing Edward, Robert Pattinson chooses a different accent for every scene...versatile!
-Apparently this movie was better than the first two?
-We counted 27 smolders.
-In group settings, if you want a strong smolder, it is important to stand in a semi-circle, facing out.
-It's important to get what you want, even if it means playing two guys at the same time. And as long as you're skinny.
-Edward got Bella's engagement ring at Forever 21. FUG. We see right through your antique BS, Edward.
-Stephanie Midol sure did write some true-to-life dialogue. I mean, it felt like I was watching a movie of my LIFE.
-There were five men in our theater. Five. [NOTE: Joe was NOT one of them.]
