One day when I have kids, promise me that if I ever...
1) Blog about my kids' bodily functions (poop, pee, barf...really anything)
2) Narrate my blog as my kid "Today my Mommy gave me rice cereal and I gobbled it alllll up!! YUMMY!!"
3) Post a picture of my "positive" pee stick on my blog
...you'll punch me in the face. Ok? Ok.
(DISCLAIMER: This is in NO WAY hinting that I am pregnant. Don't even think about it.)
6 comments:
HAHA! If you don't put up the positive pee stick, it will be something else horribly sappy, mark my words!
But I agree with you on the points. NO MORE HEARING ABOUT BODILY FUNCTIONS! I read one blog in particular in which they put up a picture of their son learning to potty train. If that blog is still around when that kid is in high school, he'll be humiliated!
totally agree with #2 and #3, but i think that #1 is inevitable. because your kid will barf all over you and you'll think it's so gross you have to take a picture. especially you, because you tend to like gross things.
Can we also exclude the creepy fetus pictures that people put on the side-bar, showing the growth of the alien-looking baby. Not a fan.
Mackenzie, in response to your remark on #1, I read a post the other day called "Praying for Poop." See, little baby Suzy hadn't pooped for three days so they prayed and prayed and prayed and then omg. She pooped. After that I promised myself I'd never write about my children's bodily functions, because that is going to one day be source of utter humiliation for that child.
WAIT, WHAT?!? You're Pregnant!!OMH!! I'm gonna be an aunt!!
J/K Have I done any of that stuff? I did put a picture of Anna completely naked on the potty...can we still be friends?
No. 2 drives me MAD!!! I just blogged about a No. 1...well, it was actually a No. 1 on a No. 2, haha. Anyway, would agree with Mackenzie that it's inevitable. Just not in too much graphic detail...
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