Thank you for choosing to sit right next to me during the movie I have anticipated watching for over a year. During the previews I immediately caught on to your keen sense of humor when you loudly guffawed while Brendan Fraser got shot in the crotch by a sprinkler, and later got knocked over in an outhouse by a bear. I must say, that was humor at its finest. While the rest of the audience lightly snickered, your hyena laugh reverberated throughout the entire theater.
Thank you for loudly whispering "CUTE!" every time you saw a dress that Alice wore that you liked, a dog, or a small woodland creature appear on screen. Also thanks for being the only person who applauded throughout the entire film - thank you especially for clapping for that non-applause-worthy scene where the Mad Hatter did that really awkward dance at the end.
And finally, thank you for making me wish I had 108 minutes of my life back (or at least had picked a different row).
Sincerely,
Katie
2 comments:
Ouch, that sounds bad. Unfortunately you never know what kinds of people will choose to go to the movies at the same time as you. On Christmas we went to see Sherlock Holmes--we were really excited. Unfortunately, we went to a theater where you have assigned seats, and my husband got stuck next to a really fat, really smelly man. Luckily the seat dividers came up so he could partially sit in my seat (as the man was spilling over into his space). I was two seats away and the smell was making me sick; I honestly couldn't wait for the movie to be over from minute 1!
Sorry Katie. I think that was me. I love when people get hit in the crotch...so funny.
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